Mommy Edward.

That's what my 3.5 year old calls me when he's trying to get his point across.

Hand on hip, leaning forward, eyes staring me down.... "MOMMY EDWARD!"

I tell him, "My name is not Edward. I'm a girl, anyway."

His repsonse? "Yes it is. You are Mommy. EDWARD!"

Gotta love your children; silly little things *ha*